Yeah, I'll admit, I've never been put in a position where I had to choose between a babysitter or a prostitute to do my babysitting, but I think I might be a touch hesitant to pick the latter.

The Kitten Rebellion of Aught Six

We should get the ball rolling for other "Blank with a Blank" concepts, you know, for franchising.

I think we can all agree that Dog With A Blog would be a lot better if the Dog was actually a new-media investigative journalist trying to establish his cred in a world that respects neither crime-solving canines nor bloggers.  He could blow open scandals in the rough-and-tumble streets of Chi-town, catching crooked…

I might actually be able to watch Dog With A Gradually Forgotten Livejournal

Nope, he's married to a woman.  I guess he just likes hula hooping in gay bars.  Or maybe just this particular gay bar.

Is Dinklage gay?  It doesn't really matter to me, but now I'm curious?  Is this something I can google?  I'm going to google this.

My parents are similar, though I think my dad definitely tried it more than once.  My mom is so high strung, so completely 'in control' of her life that I believe her when she says she avoided any sort of capital-D Drugs in college, and rarely (if ever) partook of more than a social glass of wine.

Gross.

Hey, when I was five, I was all about conspiracies!  I read all sorts of books about UFOs and other cover-ups.  And look at me now:  I'm an adult who votes and has keys to things and a job!  I buy my own socks and live alone!

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I'm kind of hoping someone starts a rumor that he just swallowed way too much semen.

Aw, fuck.  I'm just going to lie down here, I need to sob a little.

Height of the Concords, they're on stilts
Bite of the Concords, they're zombies
Sprite of the Concords, they have a corporate sponsor

I don't know if it counts as studying if you just show it to her on the bus.

Women can't fake orgasms, that's just an old wives' tale.

The band wants to get one of their songs played on Glee (or the New Zealand equivalent), but to do that, they need more public leverage, so Murray has them enter a Flight of the Concords look-alike competition assuming that it will be an easy win.  But then it turns out that it's against the law in New Zealand for the…

Except for getting to see it in theaters, I'm in the same boat.  In addition to the gorgeous (as usual) visuals, it had some really wonderful sound design throughout, not necessarily in an intrusive fashion, but just a general atmosphere of how things sound from the perspective of a very tiny person.

It's problematic to assume the soft-G, though, because the frame of reference most English-speakers will have for pronouncing "GIF" is going to be from the word "gift".  That's the most direct analogue, the first thing people will remember for G, I, and F in that particular order.