Right now? A candy bar. GOTCHA BITCH.

YOU'D THINK IF HIS FINGERS WERE SO LITTLE, HIS CLUTCHES WOULDN'T BE SO TIGHT, RIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?

I think you forgot about Pod's giant wiener.

Hey, Bono. All we want are some fuckin' t-shirts, bro.

This should be added to the O'Neal canon. The cO'Nealon, if you will. But I know you won't.

I can't even imagine how obnoxious this crowd is on Sunday nights. Think of all the mustaches and jean shorts. THINK OF THEM!

I sure wish the would internet discuss the legal implications of the alleged drive by fruiting this film features!

Carvey sold the fuck out of that sketch and I bought every unit. Because that is a well known turn of phrase that I didn't just make up.

Wouldn't it be funny if like, 5 Slate articles compared Noah to Tosh right now?

I can't wait to ready Patton Oswald's 50 masterful tweets about this thinkpiece!

I thought they already did this and called it Chappie. Also, Chappie have book?

Also, out of dream friends are settlements, America.

Shrimp!

When are they not???

Fuck, I just posted that except in all caps and spelled less correctly.

"Remarkable non-beard related facial hair haver, Peter Gallagher."

THOSE EYEBROWS THO

The most frustrating rage inspiring aspect of McG is that his name is McG.

Think of that sweet 1-2 punch of Hannibal and True Detective.

Not as good as Ser Pounce and The Dragons.