This review could use more Stannis.

"But watch out for in your ear."

Did someone say they pulled off Dr. King?

Alert nerd.

Was Safron-Foer wandering around the Outer Banks asking about some old key in an all white suit telling people not to eat meat? This asshole.

I like Eskimo Snow, though it does not live up to Alopecia. If it's been awhile since you've listened to it, I would give it another try. It's a pretty good album, but could never hold up against any comparison to Alopecia.

I love WHY? so much. This is even after a girl I really liked slept with Yoni Wolf after he found her on okcupid. If this short cover does anything for you, I would HIGHLY suggest checking out their albums Alopecia and Elephant Eyelash. Bizarre, clever and sometimes genuinely affecting.

Oh Milana Vayntrub. No matter how many of your instagram pictures I double tap, you still have not seemed to notice me. I long for she to think me strong and handsome and service me often.

Wait, my work friend Miguel? Man, good for him.

Xiu Xiu is one of my favorite bands. I still listen to The Air Force and A Promise regularly. I was at one of their shows, maybe eight years ago now and some girl was being drunk and loud during "Nieces Pieces," a notably soft and tortured song. She ended up getting a job at the coffee shop I worked at and one…

Any chance the evil corporation will rhyme with Snew Snork Snankees?

This was my favorite CBB of all time. I've listened to it three times already. Gets funnier.

Starring Zachary Quinto.

Was this some kind of love TKO?

You'll Never Guess Where I Started Commenting After I Got Banned From Uproxx

You spelled "nice" weird.

HORNBACHERRRRRRRRR!!!!!

I like a band… that makes records. I like a band that has goals in life.

The answer is George Wendt from Cheers.

Try listening to "Don't Ask Me to Explain," and then go ahead and be disappointed in the rest of their catalogue. Maybe this band isn't for me, but that is still one of my favorite songs.