Johnny Drammaaaa

Good thing the dumb thing I did in college had a miscarriage.

Gone Girl 2: A Tale of 2 Gone Girls 2

He's also doing a Rick and Morty this year!

"The Murphy Group." - Woody Allen

"Chaudry wrote that Koenig '[blew]… The A.V. Club.'"

What a real Dennis Rodman move there, Jay.

Me too!

Don't get cocky.

NOPE.

She was a really beautiful girl and very damaged. The whole timeline of that relationship and the aftermath is something that I replay quite often. I almost will always remember something different or new. She was older than me at the time and now I'm as old as she was then. And it makes me sad and afraid for her…

Fantastic. Thanks. I also just realized Advance Base is in the title of this article and also I have adult onset Downs Syndrome.

I was as well and the proceeded to binge watch both seasons over two weeks. The cannibalism can be a little wince inducing, but the show is really quite something. Most of the horror comes from a place of lush beauty. My suggestion is to make a three episode commitment and go from there.

Another Owen Ashworth story, appropriately sad: My first year in the Navy, I was dating this girl I introduced to Casiotone For the Painfully Alone and for Christmas (!) that year, she got us tickets to go see him in Orlando. We broke up before the show happened, but I went anyway—a cold, wet February Tuesday in…

I really loved Casiotone For the Painfully Alone. I used to deliver dry cleaning in the Midwest while I was finishing a post graduate year and the music fit quite well with my drives and moods. Is he recording under Advance Battery now? Or something?

"C+" - A.A. Dowd

Best use of Sean O'Neal: AV Club

Ayyyyyyy! You poppin' MY stones?

"Ccccan I fuuuuck you nowww?"

All million of them, actually!