To be fair, she outlines clearly that she is, in fact, the realest.

I really love The Ice Harvest. That film has great attitude.

Well, if that's the case, it is time for me to bring up that you have not made flowers on me for quite some time.

This was a well put response to criticism.

The Master is worth watching if you're ever wondered what it might be like to get a really aggressive hand job from Amy Adams.

That was my impression as well. I think it's as watchable as PDL.

Eh. We're not, really.

I agree.

RIP Clack.

Someone here need a Woman Agent? Take my card.

Concierge: Fuck you, Neil Deep. Call the Front Desk. I'm the goddamn concierge. Go fuck yourself.

Nailed it.

How Kroll. How NICK Kroll.

I went to high school with Nikki Glaser. She was much less orange then. I think she is funny in general, but needs a stronger identity to give context to her material.

Also is there a deal with them? If so, what is it?

I heard it was "Put Your Godstick In My Angelhole To Praise the Lord With Our Hallelujah Juice."

Hey, I loved Wugazi and you're right, Sleep Rules Everything Around Me is the best track. My lady is also in love with Ol' Dirty Bastard because that is what I call my wiener and my ball sack.

What if Seinfeld was on TV today? https://twitter.com/seinfel…

Lemon Wet Good is the name of the Romney sex tape.

I love when Jesus dragged that gay guy behind his truck until he died.