Are you bummed because he snaked your last bagel?

Where is the bathroom?

Don't tax his gig so hardcore, cruster.

Stony is the crustiest vat…o I've ever wit…nessed. So don't harsh his gig, buddddddy.

Is it a soft spot that magically becomes a turgid spot?

Gosh, how great would it be if Obama's farewell address was just, "You're welcome." Mic drop.

As an active duty Sailor, I am glad to know the honorary rank of Chief was duly removed. Now, pardon me as I turn my eyes back to the sea.

I hope the character of Arms will be played Aaron Neville.

I listened to Same Sex Symbol and her appearances on CBB and DLM and Harmontown. I even read a few of her columns here. I don't think she's funny. You're clearly a fan, but even you have to admit, she leans pretty hard on her gay material. I'd also like to lean pretty hard on her gay material…

That CBB ep they were on this year was my favorite. It was the only time when Riddle Me This was actually very funny.

Speaking of "my issue is the only issue," I can't believe Esposito didn't turn the Ferguson into a gay thing.

I caught that too. Odd.
Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All, that is.

A new Girl Talk LP would truly be a gift. His collabo ep with Freeway was… underwhelming.

Still no squeakquel?

A squeakquel?

Butt; a crowp pleaser.

Classic O'Neal.

That gray tank top elicited an audible "jeeeezus," from me.

A boy can dream.

POINTS!