I missed the endtag because I switched over to HBO for EASTBOUND, assuming there would be nothing but credits after that final commercial break because that's how it always is. I done messed up.

Way to be hairist, just because Rash and Hale are a bit lite on top doesn't mean they need to be partnered together!

Indeed, I felt like the after show was even better than the core episode, so much great stuff going on. I was kind of hoping it would all have just been an oversharing overliking send up of social media, but the parts that weren't that were still great.

Loved the first season of ERIC ANDRE, but didn't like the doppelgangers that much at all earlier in season two; however, I definitely agree that they worked wonders last night. The man on the street segments have been a bit off these past two weeks, but thus far this season continues to be almost as fantastic as the…

I thought Scott being his mother was pretty funny. Reggie as a chicken not as much, but Pee Wee yelling at him to "lay me a dozen, and make on of them golden, baby!" was great. I guess it wasn't necessary or elaborate, but it was pretty funny.

Andre is my favorite, followed by Ruxin.

The HBO CEO Of Tits really dropped the ball(s?) with the comedies tonight between this and HELLO LADIES. I know it's not HBO, but I get the sense there was penis in HOMELAND too, but I could just be misremembering that/assuming there was because Brody looks like a penis.

Wow, this is like the review of the series finale of HOUSE MD all over again. Perhaps I did well by never watching a minute of either show. I do have similar fears about HOMELAND though, given how Showtime handled this and WEEDS (another show I never watched, but apparently one that was pretty good early on before…

If I wanted to use a shitty laptop monitor to watch HOMELAND I would just pirate it, I imagine.

I do not, in fact, have a DVR. Do have OnDemand though, but that's like the next day, man!

Just saw…EASTBOUND is back that night too! So is AMERICAN DAD! and BOB'S BURGERS! What the fuck!

Great, this is going to fuck up the timing on me watching that HOMELAND debut. Have avoided pirating it since I have Showtime, who knows now. Can BREAKING BAD be done yet?

Well, I mean FINDING NEMO isn't really 'pure' DIsney, but I see what you are driving at. There's only an assumption of dead parents in CINDERELLA. Step your game up, Disney.

I get the historical relevance of CINDERELLA in the Disney cannon, but I've always found it to be a pretty middling film overall, and one that betrays its internal logic (the kind where fairy godmothers exist, not the logic logic of our dumb world) toward the end of the film. It's not quite the same amount of average…

DOMINATION LEAGUE!

That new Death Grips song is the shit.

Oh gawd!

Thought the HAPPY DAYS bit was hysterical, and the "And then" was kind of funny, but I was mostly disappointed with this one. Saldana just seemed out of place, and I couldn't really tell if her laughing so much was intentional or not (if it was it didn't make the show funnier for me, if it wasn't it makes it weaker I…

The best way to watch BB is chaining it as hard as possible because it's a show that is so focused on the energy it builds throughout a season that when it's broken up between weeks (as I found out watching it as Season 5 aired last year) that energy fizzles out and all the flaws within the show become even more…

So apparently there was a coded message in Dipper's journal that, when cracked, reads" "THE PORTAL WHEN COMPLETED WILL OPEN A GATEWAY TO INFINITE NEW WORLDS AND HERALD A NEW ERA IN MANKIND’S UNDERSTANDING OF THE UNIVERSE. PLUS, IT WILL PROBABLY GET GIRLS TO START TALKING TO ME FINALLY."