So he has, like, Ignorance Dysentary?

Sealed Evil in a Can, hell yes. That song is proof that combining one great song and one decent song doesn't get you anything above "atrocious third song."

"Not even once."

I honestly think that what it is is that (in my state at least) there was a huge swell of population migration to the Detroit area in the years after WWII of people looking for work in automotive plants. It's worth mentioning that not long afterwards, Michigan began its slide into nightmare hellscape.

Is that you, Jeb Bush?

I knew all those petitions I sign every day have value!

Only the ones that I sell out of the back of my van.

Do your home movies also involve the grisly deaths of high school students?

I understand the intent here, but me, I don't get that sweet revolutionary frisson without at least a few public executions. No deal. I'm going to sign up with the lunatic fringe party that will inevitably sweep your revolutionaries out of power for perceived moderacy, before getting purged ourselves by the Capitalist…

"No Thank You, I'm Just Fine, Internet!"

ONLY SITH DEAL IN ABSOLUTES!!!

Sounds sexy.

The real question is, the before, or the after?

Don't let the bastards keep you down, that's what I always say!

I had my own sweet, sweet vodka money. Then I used all of it, and they found me on a park bench in my underwear screaming at the ducks.

All the convenience and easy choice of streaming, plus . . . You can also just watch random stuff you don't choose? Maybe the next big advance will be broadcasting the Shudder.TV service to your home. Support it with commercials intelligently spaced through the broadcast, and maybe package it with other kinds of…

Have him act out that fan script of the "real" finale to Boss that I'm sure we all have kicking around somewhere?

I won't [The] Stand for this!

Just for the record, don't put "state of the art microchips" into regular action figures. I've seen that happen before, and it ends with the neighborhood kids blowing up the transformer on your street to create an EMP.

Can't wait to check it out. Makes me think of "I Survived . . ." probably the greatest TV show ever produced that's made purely out of interview footage,static images of scenery, and text onscreen.