"Dear Zachary" isn't really a dramatic recreation at all, BUT the part where [spoiler] the titular baby is revealed to have been killed in a murder/suicide [/spoiler] is accompanied by a horrifying, bone-chilling scream that I took to be a representation of what THAT moment feels like to someone who experiences it.…

Or eleven stores, and asked if they could have one thousand marbles. Or eleven thousand stores, and asked if they could have one marble.

Open yer mouth!

Something something which was the style at the time

James Franco Is Making a Movie About Gumballs
Reggie Watts Talks to Us About His Favorite Flavor of Gumball
"Where in the World is Cameron Esposito: From the Bottom of a Mound of Gumballs."

I'm sorry, I don't SEE color when I look at marbles. Racist.

. . . Is that one still in your garage?

It's all fun and games until the birth defects start cropping up.

"Musicians' Valhalla" could also work

Debbie Harry avoided getting killed by Ted Bundy . . . But then Cleveland called.

Possibly just to fill time on classic rock stations' bottom of the hour news break for a few days a year.

Rock and Roll! . . . Sounds fine to me.

Speaking as someone who's heard metal fans debate subgenres for literally hours on end, I heartily agree.

He's typing from beyond the grave, man.

I don't recall having much trouble on the patched versions, though if you were playing the original version I completely understand.

Damn, I guessed "Frank Stallone."

Busta. Straight busta.

I'm not sure I believe that this one level of a decade old video game comes up so often in conversation that it necessitates a "daily" reminder.

If the writers like someone else, they'll start to love them. If they start to love them, they'll stop loving us. We can't allow that to happen.

The writeup makes it sound much more compelling than the grade does. I'm in.