I was about to say how cool that was, then I saw that it was sold out and now I'm too jealous to say anything positive here.

The text story does a great job of bringing the characters' feelings of isolation and threatened mortality to life, partly because for most of the time they're actually on the raft, they're pretty aware of the fact that they're screwed and going to die a hideous death. The shore is so close, yet is impossibly far…

I get what you're saying, but still, the first Creepshow was pretty damn grim to start with. Especially Jordy Verill, although pretty much all of them have something like that.

I couldn't get past the first story of Creepshow 2. I don't think it helped that with only three parts, the thin premise ended up getting stretched much, much farther than it would have been if it was one of five parts. If they had tried to make any of the original's stories longer, they probably would have suffered.…

I had a copy of Skeleton Crew laying around my car a few years ago, and picked it up when the missus was driving us across the state. I flipped over to 'Nona' and started reading the first paragraph out loud in an exaggerated creepy voice for a laugh, but I actually ended up reading the whole thing out loud, and we…

I'm very, very glad this movie came out after I got Lasik, rather than before. Especially since, during the operation, the doctor was kind enough to tell me that for a minute there, they COULDN'T STOP the little doo-dad they put in in your socket to push the eye out. Probably wouldn't have been able to stick around…

Or a sexy cult? That's a . . . that's a thing, right?

She had positive feelings for at least 1/5 of them, I assume.

I knew a girl in high school who only listened to Bob Dylan songs. That was the only kind of music she liked. Well, and the Wallflowers. But only because of Jakob.

My guess would be that Buffalo Wild Wings or whoever pays licensing fees, or has "express written consent" from the NFL, MLB, WNBA, etc. and smaller, locally owned places don't. Plus it would go against those large sports companies' best interest to quash block parties and sports bars, since it builds emotional (and…

You'd be grumpy too if you had to miss The Price is Right every day for part of the year to listen to some lawyers blab about "civil liberties" or whatever.

Because why should the Environmental Protection Agency have any agency over protecting the environment?

Other considerations to bring up: "being suddenly reminded of something a medium said to you once," "your partner telling you to 'just trust them on this one,'" and "remembering something seemingly inconsequential that necessitates you searching the car to solve the case."

Would you be interested in trading Josh Boone for my local hometown celebrity, DJ Qualls?

Just what I needed, an excuse to sit in my underwear and spend the day watching Star Wars. All I need to do now is pick up some Bartles & Jaymes and Cheetos and it'll be a nice, solo, lonely party at my place.

I love Mass Effect series, but when I pick up Dragon Age: Origins I can only play for about 2 hours at a time before I start wondering about whether I need to wash my car or get an early start on my taxes. I get bored, is what I mean. Maybe I'm too dumb to enjoy a classic RPG or whatever but that doesn't change the…

I feel like I was just seeing ads for this show's premiere a few days ago, it's already done for?

Sometimes I idly wonder to myself if someone out there gets off to clown porn. I don't want to google it and find out because A) I don't want that in my search history and B) Rule 34 so almost certainly.

After last week's Hannibal that scene in AHS looks super tame in comparison.

Seems like to me he just gets distracted by his off-the-cuff ideas and runs with them as much as he wants. "I've got it! We'll have a school shooting on Glee! And Gaborey Sidobue will get raped by a minotaur on AHS!" and so on and so on. I know he has his co-conspirators on the projects he does so maybe he's not 100%…