I'm willing to show the Bear community I care by growing my beard out and receiving anal penetration from another man. Wait, what are we talking about again?

"We don't hate homosexuals, Muslims, or liberals. We just think that they're all inherently evil and in cahoots with each other, plotting against us white people. Can we be on TV again now?"

@Ult_Warrior:disqus also thinks that ice cream is too cold and that Fridays are "overrated"

Basically, the Hannibal Lecter of remade NBC dreck.

Hitler and Morrissey: Vegetarians both. Coincidence?

Morrissey's "tour manager" is actually his Glock. Can't really argue with that.

So he was the guy who was sitting on an inner tube in the middle of Christopher Nolan's pool, drinking a mai tai and shouting "Can we make Batman punch those Occupy kids in the face!?" It's starting to come together now.

It's better than the post-apocalyptic version of Modern Family that ABC has been working on

For example, see, well . . . Mad Men.

And now, ABC will be turning things over to its new Senior Black Correspondent, Larry Wilmore.

Well at least Michael B. Jordan isn't out of work or anything.

Can someone tell me why we hate David Goyer so much? I'm not being sassy with that either, I'm legitimately curious. I mean he had his fingers in the Superman movie and that didn't go so well, but everyone still likes The Dark Knight, right? I'm sure I'm missing something though.

That would be really cool. My only thing is . . . can't you see the person's skull? Hang on, lemme check again.

Damn, that's a sexy name.

I figured Freddie was still alive, and that the whole thing was a feint to bring her back later as some sort of integral part of Will's plan to bring down Hannibal. But since they showed the whole wheelchair on fire thing from Manhunter (and from Red Dragon I suppose but I always associate the image with Manhunter…

Plus, you know . . . Hannibal really wants Will to "apply himself." As it were.

PANA-MA! dun dun, dunduhdun PAN-A-MA-HAA!

The tell for me was the big long flowy under-garment or whatever she was wearing. If you live in the Baltimore area, always dress in a manner that won't trip you up if a serial killer starts chasing after you.

Dude spends all his time getting accouterments at World Market during the day. That's the only time he has free.

This is the network that brought us the "There's lesbians this week on Friends!" so it's a pretty big leap forward, yeah. For me, I associate the word "parts" too strongly with, like, mechanical parts or auto parts, but that's probably just a personal thing.