It's those high schoolers running around with e-cigarettes. They've all got throaty whiskey voices now. We're raising a generation of lil' Tom Waits'.

Honestly the world is apparently so terrible in the Hannibal universe, what with all the serial killers running around and the fact that it always looks overcast and gloomy unless a dead body needs to be lit in a glamorous way, people are probably just at the end of their ropes all the time anyway.

If Will is doing the cat thing we can expect next week's episode to involve him vomiting on Hannibal's best rug and curling up for a nap on Hannibal's laptop while he's trying to use it.

Hannibal wanted to get back immediately, but first he had to take a leak. Then he got lost for a few minutes and by the time he got back to the car, he was sort of peckish so he stopped at a Shell station and picked up a thing of Jack Link's Beef Jerky to tide him over until supper. It'll all be on the DVD for the…

I dunno, I kind of miss the days when I thought furry porn was the absolute worst thing that you could stumble into on the Internet.

That last one could only have been settled by a duel in an arena. Although it would have had to have been interrupted periodically for the contestants to be able to use their asthma inhalers and call their parents to make sure they had rides home.

"I place the fedora upon my head. I brush the last few drops of Code Red from the edges of my lips. I stare at my replica katana, hanging on the wall above my bed. I got it from my last con, the only place I was truly happy. It gleams in the dim light of my computer monitor. I step to it, and claim my weapon. This is…

Fuller's gonna misread that and insert gratuitous armpit shots into next season.

He's a souuuuuul [patch] man, doo doo doo, doo dodedoo, he's a souuuuuuul [patch] man, dow now now now now.

Hannibal's bookmark folder: Half church collapses, half recipe websites.

That's true, it did. I always felt like during the last season was when those themes went from fresh to stale, but I suppose that's beside the point. Fair play, VanDerWerff!

Did Todd just say that it's stupid when sci-fi shows toss in religious themes without a point, then offer to defend the end of BSG? Cos uh, there's some overlap. I guess that's not so much with the last episode itself but the last season as a whole, but . . . still.

Potato, potahto.

Is the Frank Darabont script going to end with a group suicide, like The Mist? Because they could always bring back Shia for that.

We do actually observe the "auction unbought properties" rule in my house, if only because I like to break out my terrible auctioneer impression when I'm drinking. Related note, Monopoly is much more fun when you're drinking.

What, you didn't pay the cabbie? For shame.

You're essentially dying very slowly at any altitude.

Well, you might not be able to get liquor as easily, but at least there's no chance of having to drive through North Vegas after dark this way.

It's okay, I'll catch you with this huge burlap sack I carry around!

Someone pass the tartar sauce