Personally, I would've gone with "The Top of Another Lake," but whatever

I also got the chance to take a Serial Killers class, in undergrad to be clear. My project was about Richard Ramirez, and . . . God. I was on edge for weeks; like, checking under the bed before I went to sleep kind of thing. Just spending a few weeks writing an essay and composing a presentation about him made me feel…

Makes me think of an article on Cracked once, about how you can look up a video of any one animal fighting any one other animal. Come to think of it, someone probably gets off on that too.

Watched "Heat" with the family over the holiday season. As soon as Ted Levine came onscreen, cue chorus of "It's that guy, from that Hannibal movie! He was skinning girls and tucked his junk in his legs! Remember!"

And, according to the page image here, both of these shows have very strange ideas about what the future has in store for protective gear.

Didn't Contagion have parts like that, too?

Tonight, on "Things that Actually Happened"

That's the appeal for more sensible people. However there are some . . . fringe interest groups, people who are more into the whole bruised and bloodied, fight-to-the-death thing. I mean, whatever floats your boat and all that. But personally, I'd rather Brandi and Christy work out their differences in a more…

I think you should consider that maybe the way games are marketed alienate potential audiences. From what I understand, there are many women who would very much enjoy being more of a part of the gaming community, but the idea that the gaming market is 25 and under males and should ONLY be 25 and under males turns them…

Voiced by Sean Bean?

Was that the one where you were supposed to be ordering around some sort of anime action girl on a moon base or something? I remember playing a demo for that. I also remember thinking that if I was gonna dig the headset out, I'd rather just play SOCOM.

Don't forget the Total Recall remake. What a waste of my time. I was begging for Ahnold to show up and carry Cranston off to a better movie by the hour mark.

Speaking of David Lynch, is the link I've seen people passing around about Lynch wanting to film a new chunk of Twin Peaks footage legit or what?

Confession: I know it's not exactly the most fair attitude to have, but whenever I see someone with an e-cig in a public place, I always immediately assume they're getting an illicit thrill from it.

I feel you on this one. My state's already done the same thing. "Tennessee: We'll be dead and in the ground before any of you goddamned liberals make life better for someone."

What day is Velcro Penis playing Coachella this year?

The fiancee and I swapped shots of Alize while watching the Bronies documentary on Netflix. Every time you're filled with mortifying second-hand embarrassment, take a shot. The bottle's empty now.

You . . . poor guy?

I had forgotten about that song entirely until I saw the lineup poster. At first I was like, who are these bands, "Foster" and "People"? Then I said, oh yeah, that song I was into for a couple of hours last year.

Back in MY day, we didn't have no you tubes or iTunes! We had VHS tapes and shoplifting cassettes from K-Mart. And we liked it. WE LOVED IT