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Alternative headline for this article: "Almost 3 Million Americans Under the Age of 50 Watch NCIS"

Jesus.

This comment still applies.

I guess Disney wouldn't have let them call it "Meet the Robinson."

Totally read that as "Mr. Whiskers" at first. Feel free to use this in rewrites, Wachowskis. My favorite evil spirit guides are deranged housecats.

I guess it would be sort of gouche to insinuate that Fred Armisen is one of the boys from Brazil. But then again, eh.

I'm calling Jon Bon Jovi as the "rock cameo." That guy seems like he's got nothing better to do than hang out with Denis Leary for a day.

Indeed. The August issue, right after Tiger Woods.

If you're not into SNL but like the cut of Armisen's jib, there's always Portlandia.

Those women in the first picture look pretty enthralled. Then again, one or the other could be his mom. Or both. The point is, things don't look promising.

"Don't make this weird, boss."

If you masturbate to it, it's romantic. Little known fact.

That's not the only time he's thought that . . .

I wonder if there's a story behind that. I mean, 'Hildegardt' doesn't exactly sound like a traditional Venezualan name.

It was more fun than, say, having the family pet euthanized. So I guess it depends on your standards.

That was fun while it lasted.

87. You're forgetting Bobby Moynihan, he's still there.

I'm waiting for her name to be on the new intro credits. SAAAAAASHEEEEER ZAMATAAAAAAAAA!!!

No no, you're thinking of Hispanic maids. Those are the sassy ones. Black ones are resilient, loyal, and always ready to sit down with white people and talk about their (white people's) problems.