I just watched "The Jeffrey Dahmer Files" on Netflix yesterday, and one of his neighbors they interviewed talked about how people were coming up to her and paying fifty dollars to sit on a sofa he gave to her. We talk about how some people have morbid curiosity, but it seems like it goes much deeper than that for a…

"Alright, your test came back. I'm sorry, but you got a positive result for what we call CTE. You might have heard of it before, basically what it means is that your brain will become the equivalent of a rusted-out AMC Gremlin on blocks. Your memory will go, your personality will shift wildly, and you'll have…

Trolls: Don't feed them

It's a Gestalt thing. A little bit of titties and a little bit of violence and a little bit of snack food are all pretty insignificant apart, but together, something very special happens.

"You call that a knoife? Nah, THIS is a jdfalknjewafoshinbgavfoinvraofdinrgav"

5. Cheerleader titties.
6. Excuse to shovel down handfulls of snack food.
7. Something to do on Sunday afternoon.

Bruno Mars is not going to catch a grenade for you with that attitude.

Wasn't there some kind of legitimate danger that Prince would get electrocuted during that show? I remember people talking about that later.

What the hell, AV Club? Maybe I WANT to see Warren Moon prance around with a bunch of children!

That's when you add "Oh also, Jaegermeister and condoms and shotgun shells." THAT'S exciting.

How am I supposed to know when the Soviets are actually invading when people keep abusing the system!?

Ira Glass was on 'Low Winter Sun'?

Casting announcement of William Shatner coming down the pipe any minute now

You guessed it, Frank Stalone.

"Act One of our program today, it's called 'Pulling Your Eardrums Out of Your Head With a Screwdriver', presented by David Sedaris."

And those aliens with the immolation sticks seemed so nice.

I think this quote needs some good old sarcastic punctuation marks: “. . . the 'rise' of a young 'artist' in the 1990s who . . . forms a 'wildly popular' 'band' with a 'unique' 'sound'”

The fact that you put The Shining first is making Stephen King cry somewhere right now

One thing 70s movies had a monopoly on? Jump-out-of-your-seat twist endings. This one, Carrie, Deliverance. Good stuff.

They could always cast Danica McKellar. That way there's a built-in crossover, and TV gets more Danica McKellar.