I'm watching it! Much more intently now that Vicky is back (rowr!) And like you said above, they totally missed the melons joke.

And holy shit I forgot Out Of Control with Dave Coulier and Diz!

Have you seen Louis C.K.'s bit about kids' names? It's awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Hey - what about the 80's Nickelodeon?
I'm talking about:

Okay, I'll admit - she's not THE ideal woman, she's just MY ideal woman: brunette, gorgeous, a combo of a punk/hippie/alternative chick, with a great ass. Sure, she was waiting on Victor (fucking Victor!) to come back and fall in love with her. I was the same way in college - a hopeless romantic, missing out on fun…

I fell in love with Shannyn Sossamon (well, her character, actually) in Rules of Attraction. She is my ideal woman and I will never find her equal.

It's silly, but it's not as silly as V
Look, I get it…this show isn't great. Like everyone else, I was looking for something to fill the LOST-shaped hole in my TV life. I thought The Event and V would do the trick, but neither of them worked. But this show isn't THAT bad…

Julie Zorilla
I remember reading comments about it last week, and Claire mentioned it above, but this week you could really see how none of the girls liked Julie. AT ALL. What's-her-name didn't want to hold her hand when they were revealing the results, and no one wanted to give her the "sorry you didn't make it"…

And he goes, "I'm online doing my banking."
And I said, "what the—what do you mean online? You mean like waiting on line AT THE BANK?!"
1…2…3 - HOOOO!!!

I luckily avoided that recent 3rd person remake of Bionic Commando.

97s
Well the heroine plays violin and reads her Elmore Leonard everyday
she's the one that finds the body, he's the one that gets away

Brendan: Why are you yelling at me?

Electron, you have made me laugh out loud at my desk at work and now my cube-neighbors know I'm not working.

Jill Wagner. She's the interview girl on Wipeout, she was also in that Blade series a few years back, and she used to be in most of the Mercury commercials. Rowr.

My computer programming days ended with on the early Macs in high school, so Richard Stallman's son's joke went right over my head. Fortunately for me, Wikipedia exists, so now I feel a little bit smarter. Thanks, Richard Stallman's son!

10 PRINT "They rapin' errybody out here"
20 GOTO 10
END

I like the way you think, Mr. Rayburn. And I'm also a big fan of Match Game, especially the years where Dick Dawson seemed offended that he had to spend time on a hit show that wasn't called 'Family Feud'.

Caret, you are officially invited next time.

Sadly, I'm not in Joe Dirt. The band is called Mixtape. It supplements my 9-to-5 job that I spend looking busy while I lurk on the AV Club.

Nah…gotta work today and then my cover band has a show tonight.