Apparently, the AV Club doesn't really know who Coverdale is. He's the lead singer of Whitesnake, not the guitarist.

Harrison Ford BELONGS in a MUSEUM!

Agreed.  My money is on her as the mole, although I have no idea how that will make sense.  Also, she is gorgeous.

Don't worry Will, there's other fish in the seas….of Earf.

Names
Brit…Zal…Phaedon…Hunter…

Disagree-ers with my opinion gonna disagree with my opinion.

Ally Sheedy = HOT
Oh, and Galaga = best game ever

BIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAATCH
"Bitches keep comin' up short when they fuckin' wit
Too $hort, Too $hort
BIIIIIIIAAATCH"

GH, you summed it up perfectly. If only someone would have told me that when I was 16.

Memories
This is what I think of when I hear anything about The Lion King:

Ms. Adequate nailed it: this was a sci-fi show made by non-sci-fi people. I feel stupid for choosing to watch the entire season.

Finale?
So, the aliens were here before us, right? So this is their planet? Okay, fine. Then why does the first lady call their planet (in its new orbit) "home"? WHAT? Wait, is Earth your home or is this unnamed planet your home? Again: WHAT?

I know him from The Fall. Loved that movie.

Theeeeevent
Yes! Love these updates. Literally NO ONE I know watches this show, so it's comforting to know that somewhere out there, other people do.

I definitely love Fringe! Probably my current favorite at the moment. A lot of people complain about the monster-of-the-week episodes, but I love those too. Very happy to hear we'll get a season 4!

"I find myself sticking with The Event for the same reason the characters are … not out of loyalty, but because at the time, there is no better option." EXACTLY.

You're right! Good call. RUBY RHOD! PHLOSTON PARADISE!

She looks like Chyna
From the wrasslin' on the teevee. Chyna is gross.

Hey Yummsh, when your band Lance Reddick starts touring, you should take The Soul Magnets with you as the opener.

What the fuck?