… and the crowds flocked to him as he ran, like, well, like seagulls more or less.

Cut off everything BEFORE "nutball" and that sentence is still accurate… if somewhat grammatically incorrect.

Will they be jumping to London to meet Heidi?  Perhaps over a shark, shall we say.

Polish a whole shit load of bed knobs and broomsticks?

BWAAAAMPCop

Whither, deputy Van Halen?

I remember the first time I got a firstie like it was yesterday. It seemed so awesome at the time. I totally felt like "da man". Now, looking back, it seems so juvenile. So… vanilla.
Now, I can't enjoy it unless I'm getting a fourthsie, or after a few drinks, maybe even an elevensie.

Baby steps get on the bus… baby steps down the aisle… baby steps…

Negative… he is a meat popsicle.

A little bit of everything.

As long as you can still drive a car straight into a parked car and somehow have it fly up into the air, everything's gonna be totally cool.

Damn you, Hollywood Star Whackers!  Damn you all to hell!

The camera adds what?  5, 6 pounds per tit… or something like that.

Gee whiz, DIMI… Even cowgirls get the blues.

Silly waitress.  You were in Mystic Pizza.

Anaconda burger with cheese and a spicy chipotle on a pretzel bun?

The Artist Formerly Known as The?

Don't tell me you never heard of Young MC?

Which is pronounced "fuck you".

Is that where Clint offers advice to an empty chair on the pitcher's mound?