Is that where Clint offers advice to an empty chair on the pitcher's mound?

Who's on first.  Oh's out in left field.

Sandra Oh starring in Ohnanism, coming this fall.

Eat shit and die:  Hollywood's version of fuck off!

747 thumbs down.

You're better off Saving Private Wry Puns

I only like one kind of happy ending and this ain't it.

Bathe Your Own Brother's Balls???

Snipe Hunt!

I thought the "t" was silent???

His mom IS an old tubesock you insensitive bastard.

Did you hear they're making a movie about a bear that wants to be a rabbi?  It's called Yentl Ben.

It's a piece of fei-oo.

Depends…

This is why The Dark Knight Rises sucks so bad.  I mean, honestly, experts have shown that the "Bat" would never be able to achieve the proper lift to fly in the configuration shown in the movie.  A movie has to be perfectly believable to be good.

Illicit pipe-weed trade?

Well… if it'll play in Peoria…

You can say that again.

This week's column was totally gay.

Hasn't Donald Glover about run through his allotted 15 minutes? Forget Spiderman, he's about ready for the remake of Boat Trip.