"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb" … Thank you Dark Helmet, you changed my life.

I would enjoy this conversation more if not for these inferno puns.

Die in a fire.

I'm the same way, Ellie, except with beer.

Am I wrong? Or is the world… rising?

God darnit, Mr. M-Dan, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Whoa whoa whoa there big guy… Who's this "we"?

Damn Francophiles.

I'm questioning, you know, like, magnets… how do they work?

Maybe if you lotion up in front of Rabin after a shower or suggest he wear a sexy bra and thong he'll come back and initiate an article for you.

Go to the Hilton in Chicago.  They sort of look the same.

ACK!

Lemon_tree, You have to want to believe.

The ongoing popularity of this white Michael Jackson impersonator continues to perplex me.

Farting:  The world's oldest meme.

Q: Where's the strangest place you've made whoopie?

OK, you've said enough.  I'll watch it.

In all honesty, it's not me, it's you.

Isn't "Shitting Duck" a yoga pose?

I'll tell you one thing, you load up on raw eggs and then go on a 30 mile run, you'll be shittin' yourself by mile 10.