I thought Zohan was based on the life story of Garnier Fructis?

I was kinda hoping to read that Ted McGinley was joining the cast.

A real man doesn't ask permission to push a woman down the stairs. Take some initiative. Do you think the Tupac hologram would see if his baby mama would "let" him? Hells no.

So is my mom…

"take advantage of opportunities" and "grow within their chosen industry" and all that. So yeah, go ahead and evolve as creative talents….

First observation = where the hell are Ant Man and the Wasp?

Wait, what?  I live in a residence… on a street…  Fuckin' A man, we're through the looking glass here.

BE MORE FUNNY!

Nadya Suleman

It sounds like…  Soul Finger… by the Bar-Kays.

Let's see… The Hulk comic book is pretty popular and well liked so, hmmmm…  Let's make a feature film that also has a giant green guy but other than that we'll throw out everything else.  There's a recipe for success.

Which rains? The raining frogs or the raining blood?

You know, I once met Rue…  Yeah, we were on a train bound for nowhere.  Just by looking at my face, she could see that I was out of aces…  That chick drank up all my whiskey and then started spouting all these cliched poker metaphors.  Damn!

What's not to love? Billionaire businessman + Hellboy = awesome!

Hey, he pulls the wagon, I make the deals. You want a ride?

Yes, but that still doesn't explain why that guy in the picture has Skrillex tied to a rope?

I go forth to conquer mons pubis!

We'll see what happens when hefinds a stranger there.

We destroyed Michael Jackson and we're gonna get his impersonators too. First Timberlake then that Usher motherfucker.

*** throws a Vegemite sandwich on ground… smiles ***