I would DVR Peter Venkman's "World of the Psychic" television show and watch it along with Ancient Aliens.

What precluded this fight? Would you really feel like Mr. Macho Lucha Libre by beating up an undersized Batman impersonator? Batman should've kicked him in the balls.

Is Chuck the show where Jimmy Fallon's non-union Jewish equivalent does spy stuff?

Have you ever been to Petoskey? I went skiing up there years ago and I can imagine that long winters in that area would drive anyone batshit insane.

Thanks for the info, Sean. I will nap at my desk much easier now.

Well before they kill each other I'm gonna need one of these guys to direct my Manic Pixie Dream Girls vs. Sailor Moon Cosplay Girls extravaganza.

Hey, I wondered about that [e] thing too. I also wonder if anyone from the AVC will shed a little light on the topic or if this will remain a mystery?

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun.

Judging by these negative comments, it's Pop Pilgrims vs. The World.

Q: What's the difference between a ska band and a moose?
A: The moose has horns in the front and an asshole in the back

Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall haven't worked together much lately. Let them in on this action.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

You are doing yourself an injustice, Whovian. That show kicked all kinds of ass.

I said it once and I'll say it again another way. I look at one amoeba and it's kind of cute but give me amoebic dysentery and I don't how cute that individual is, I want them all dead and gone. The Borg are the galaxy's amoebic dysentery. Fuck them to hell and kill them all if the chance presents itself. Unless…

"Do you have any regrets?"

Does she explore how the hunter kills the mother and then suckles the lamb herself?

I think he meant the color gold, not the metal. Remember those Harvest Gold appliances from the 70's. He's a retro shitter.

I thought Conan was a ginger.

I just know that as I watched this episode I could not believe they were even debating the subject. I mean sure, Old Yeller was a helluva nice dog but when he got the rabies putting a bullet through his brain was the right thing to do. Fuck the knowing looks from Hugh and all that happy horseshit. If they stayed…

Ryan Seacrest: Balls