You are a mass of incandescent gas.

That's not…

You just wait, their gonna replace him with James fucking Franco.

This is a wonderful Easter present.

= have marbles in mouth = two marbles in a hairy sack?

This video seems like the perfect catalyst for a bunch of Yo Mama jokes…

Maybe they could have a modern day kid use a magical device, like say a television remote control, to return to the days of Father Knows Best and the idealized family-values it epitomizes. Then he could learn a valuable lessen about how underneath the veneer of placid domestic existence there boils a steaming…

@Dan Cortese

I was always

You can get creative when you cook them and roast yerself a tasty Thanksgiving docamster.

So, you got the "Eastern European" Real Doll?

Honestly, I don't really give two and half shits about any of this.

What? Are you kidding Fastandsloppy? If a bunch of three foot stone age teddy bears can't triumph over an army of armored warriors with laser guns and walking tanks then how the hell will blue cat people ever defeat their own technologically advanced enemies?

Martian lesbians going ass-to-ass would make this a sure fire hit.

You read my mind.

What the world needs now is another depressing self-absorbed hipster douchebag band like I need a hole in my head.

You can only cast Hugo Weaving so many times before you want to find a way to take the relationship to the next level.

…or George Bush stole his lines from a monkey.

Monkey… MONKEY? I'm a fucking gorilla, you clown!

I pretty well known for my rapist wit.