I'd rather just watch

So one thong provided insufficient coverage? Was she wearing it like Borat?

I hear Charlie Sheen's available to play a replicant to out crazy Roy Batty.

… Number one, the Larch.

You know, when Jonah Hill sits around the set, he sits AROUND the set.

Only if the kitchen sink team includes a nerd, a gay, a black guy, a hot chick, a tough girl who's just misunderstood, and finally a hooker with a heart of gold.

I'd prefer a Bull Shot.

Should I start with night putting? You know, just putting at night?

I'm just here for the sandwiches, massages and hand jobs. Where does the line start?

Frink, you're a young girl, you should be at home. You should be dressed up, going out with boys, going to school, you know, that kind of stuff.

I laughed more at my own mental image of Packer dropping in unexpectedly at Jo's place than anything else. So there's that… it's not much I know, but still…

I was hoping that this was about the demise of the Christian Association of Parent Educators. Fuck those self-righteous assholes.

Starring Charlie Sheen as Arturo Gatti?

I said it before and I'll say it again…

"sandwiches, massages, and hand jobs"???

Let me just say that I like this Charlie Sheen cat. He's alright in my book. The gimmick commenter and the guy quoted by TMZ. That's some funny stuff.

But what about that fat little 1/2 man? What's to become of him?

Confucius say, man at airport turnstile going to Bangkok.

Where's Serenity!?!

If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death.