Cancer Caids?

Antacids can't extinguish the fires of Mount Doom burning in his guts.

I'm still going to hear the responses in Marge Simpson's voice, just for my own personal… ummm… gratification?

Mork calling Orson, come in, Orson…

It's a trick question - Rush Limbaugh IS a wang.

Shut up and report to the Islanders already you petulant fuck.

It's only good if they bring back Marcus Chong instead of that doofus Harold Perrineau in dreads.

Trinity is a man, baby.

Yikes, we start out Monday morning with a Towelie firstie and a new McGimmick shtick. I guess there's nowhere to go but up at this point.

Jay-Z will kick your ass for calling Beyonce an orangutan, Killbot.

An eye for an an I is the way of Sharia law.

…and hey Phoenix, you guys still aren't… ummm… Daft Punk?

Add in the He Man Woman Haters Club for good measure.

Wasn't there a character named "Boner" on that Growing Pains show? Jeez, those tight asses at the PTC must have just about shit themselves over that one.

Awww, Cake's alright Erik.

Agreed. Kring should just create a series of pilots but no follow-up episodes to any of them. It would be called "Interesting Premise".

Leave Buffalo Trace for me!

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Today on Vine Talk we unscrew a savory 1988 Country Kwencher. Join us, won't you.

That was a very gratuitous use of the word Belgium, Meadow Enthusiast. I have a trophy for you around here somewhere…