Can you be bribed with a Philly cheesesteak sammich? Will an Arby's Philly Beef & Swiss suffice?

This may not bode well. I think Rob Lowe is turning into this generation's Ted McGinley.

Well Jorge, at least there's a vacancy for a back scrubber down at the YWCA.

@littlealex - I think he's still on the air. Speaking of which, I'll bet that Rexella shags like a minx.

Yeah, remember when MTV used to actually show music videos…….

Well, Piers Morgan is on my preemptive list of television shows I won't watch.

Oh well, there's still Chris Berman over on ESPN if you want to watch someone aging into irrelevance.

Oh great. Now he's going to be at every Notre Dame game.

She just completed a supernatural PB&J.

A swing and a miss!

Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

Personally, if all goes well, I'll be waterboarding the good wife this evening.

One hand goes one way, the other hand goes the other way, and this alien's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?'

You could write a book on that: The Timidity of Moderate Hope.

Here's hoping Busey goes all Mr. Joshua on McGrath.

What a bunch of hams.

Remember, with great power, comes great responsibility.

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