She wields and powerful umbrella much like Thor and his hammer.

Is this still a thing?

Good night, Internet. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Is it better than Coleco Football?

Oh shit, I think you're right Calvinist. Actually, I'm not all that ashamed I messed that up.

He was, however, immortalized in cellulose.

Can't be undone, homeskillet.

Some of us never latched onto it in the first place.

I would be a perfect world if more women looked and dressed like that chick at the beginning…

The common flaw shared by The Bounty Hunter, Killers, and When In Rome (maybe even Jonah Hex) was a lack of nudity on the part of the lead actress in each film. If those chicks want to keep finding work they need to quickly figure out that relying on the comedic stylings of their male lead counterpart is a crap shoot…

Ice-T goes back in time and learns to hold the microphone in his left hand?

You need to stop drinking from those McDonald's promotional glasses there, Stop me before I kill again.

This is the kind of news that makes untalented artists piss themselves.

I did not know I had the capacity to weep for Yogi bear…

Before the robots get too smart, I want a Cherry 2000.

His pulse now beats to the rhythm of Accept's Metal Heart.

It would definitely appear that his get up and go got up and went.

@Natronicus: … perhaps I was overzealous? #aopqa" ~ Naw man, you were on par with Peter Serafinowicz. Good job.

:: sets down Star Wars drinking glass ::

I love this guy but I've gotta say, just reading that interview I think I could diagnose him with ADHD from here.