I know Lewis and Tolkien were contemporaries and all, but religious overtones or not, I always thought of the Narnia books as the candy-ass, light beer version of the Middle Earth stories.

I don't see how ZMF's post was such an awful thing. I don't run Adblocker even though I could. Why would I begrudge the AVC the opportunity to earn some coin for their efforts?

Do they let you do that? State to state?

To be fair, Ancient Aliens helped the Egyptians build the pyramids.

In other words, they said Fuck Hoff!

William Zabka would wipe the floor with this pretty boy.

It looks like Ms. Pac Man's ultrasound.

Dutch oven for all of youz guyz.

I liked Robot Wars better… or did I. What the fuck was up with those shows anyway?

I love this meme like McAdams loves Gosling.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best…

"Live action Duckman" - Are you hearing this FX?

I add Motley Fucking Crue when I sign receipts.

Set your Jamocha shake from Arby's in the sun for a little while and you've got the same thing.

I declare that this jar of moonshine with testicles in it may never be sold for gold or silver.

I watched both, I liked both, I see no reason why I have to hate Walking Dead because Terriers was canceled. That math makes no sense. I don't recall FX advertising that I had to choose one or the other.

and bikini teams.

Aha! Thanks Senor Bagofcrap. I knew it wasn't hamster but that gerbil has a distinctive smell.

"Kuntstoppers"? In English, that is called Norwegian Wood.

Independence Day is the movie you're looking for kitty cat.