What are they gonna say when he's gone? 'Cause he dies when it dies, when it dies, he dies! What are they gonna say about him? He was a kind man? He was a wise man? He had plans? He had wisdom? Bullshit, man!

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Five minutes with Walter Matthau is like ten years in an Ivy League school … It's a shame what's happening in Sarajevo … Kudos to those fine folks who make Bugles so consistently delicious … Boy, do I hate this shirt … What's that guy over there doing? … The Amish make fine houses …

NO INCEST!

She's hot but she's no Elisha Cuthbert.

Has masturbation lost its fun?

I assumed they will all die laughing.

The Lion King?

Is there an echo in here?

Well, not funny "ha ha," but still…

I thought Joe killed Steve?

In all fairness, the casting director's wife has a black friend so how could he be racist?

How long before someone registers Fuck Monkey?

I want my dead prostitutes being fed to hogs to be in 3D or I'm not buying.

She was last seen in the back of a tour bus having a group sex romp with Kid Rock.

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Only one question left for Whedon… Where's Firefly?

Warning: Fred

Oh no, the danger is far worse than we were lead to believe.

It would appear that some now out-of-work Blockbuster execs have infiltrated the leadership ranks of Netflix and brought their movie rental industry genius-ness with them.