His name was Toby, but she called him Tory because she had a lisp.

Superman home schools.

Well, let's see CBS Riggle out of this one.

Some sweet delicious antifreeze in the water bottle will stop your hamster from chewing on his Habitrail cage, Robuttnik.

These will go well with my officially sanctioned AVC brand monocle.

Meh. The gerbil breaks character again. He's the Dane Cook of rodents AND gimmick posters.

Ah yes, good old Captain Lucky.

Looks like

I think that's his new schtick - palsy-y grumpy old man. I saw him do it on the Daily Show. It wears thin real fast.

Dick stab is the new canceraids.

That Google van almost ran me over walking out of Harrigan's man. Frickin' rubberneckers.

The best part is, it was Lars Ulrich's kid.

They could have at least made it entertaining and had them deliver their lines while the Situation was nailing her doggie-style.

A nice addition to the ongoing Republican "Do As I Say, Not As I Do" greatest hits collection.

However, I would totally watch their next movie if it is entitled Harold and Kumar Experience The Cannibal Holocaust.

Hence the term "flamers".

Now it's your turn, girl to cry
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na

My vote goes to Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band.

I put it on my Christmas list so don't blame me, take it up with Santa.

Take it easy? I'm standing here with my dork in my hand!