Ave Vigoda read this interview and said, "Holy Shit! Borgnine is still alive?"

That's a rather shallow summary that does an injustice to a great company that also brought us such classics as The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain and From Dusk Till Dawn.

It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet.
And your fate is sitting right besides you.

I'm here to kick your ass, and you know it, and everybody here knows it, and above all, you deserve it. In fact, I think it's safe to say that this party is about to become a historical fact.

Does the He-Man & She-Ra Christmas Special fit that pattern?

Don't forget the Murray in Videoland segment in the film Amazon Women on the Moon.

Beth Ditto got a book deal?

And there shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, and there will be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment…at this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young…

Sounds like just another cable AXS show.

Radio stations, I question their blackness. They call themselves black but we'll see if they'll play this.

Hey Jorge, I've got an autographed copy of Brain Droppings too. Of course, I got mine the old fashioned way - by standing in line at a book signing. Still, Carlin was cool for the 30 seconds or so it took for the autographing transaction to take place.

That kid is repeatedly bamboozled by glass doors. The jokes on him.

Bieber AND Kutcher?

Seriously folks, if there was ever a opportunity for an appropriate Electric Boogaloo reference, this was it.

sniff sniff sniff sniff

I'd prefer a movie where Fred has his lips sewn to his own ass.

Well, it ain't a cat, but doesn't Thomas Kinkade deserve a little Bayification?

I used the Burnsifier and now even my most mundane photos evoke a melancholy sentimentality.

Sit Ubu sit.

Don't you mean Thetan? Or is this some sort of diagnostic test for a luxury Volkswagen automobile?