He also believes that there are commandments stating:

Here's hoping that your cure is worse than the disease.

What kind of heartless bastard doesn't just get all welled up looking at Frodo's sad eyes while "Lothlorien (Featuring 'Lament For Gandalf')" plays?

Robert Pattinson asked only that the Christian Coalition respect his right to display his sparkly man-nipples from time to time.

Ass to ass!

Ooh, uh, yeah. I'm going to have to go ahead and sort of disagree with
you there. Yeah. Uh, The Office has been real flaky lately and I'm not sure that it's the caliber program you want to refer to as "worth watching".

Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say. Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me, You don't NEEEED to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!

There's a fine line between offensive and obscene…

You know, fucking A, good for him. Rabin took the interview seriously and so did Violent J and it worked man, it fucking worked. I kind of like this Violent J character. He seems to really have a grasp of the situation. I don't really care for their music and I think the vast majority of juggalos are simple-minded…

Having reached the state of Clear, I find these accusations against Scientology to be scurrilous at best. Now excuse, I have some couches to go jump on.

Will their names on this new show be Felix and Oscar or Bert and Ernie?

If you ask me, it looks more like Brian Austin Green in that first photo.

The sidewalk outside the Viper Room is waiting for you DBag.

Awwwwww, Freak Out!

Winner of first episode chooses a prosthetic forehead.

or it means that based purely on its buzz and advertising I will have no intention of watching a single episode.

I thought the secret policy was to go out and find a look-a-like firstie to take over the position until the actual firstie either recovers or a carefully orchestrated deletion of the firstie can be faked.

They needed to find a bigger ass than Simon.

@3rd Prize…

I think Don Imus has something to say about hair like that…