What nationality is Rice Chex?

Dicks in a Chick?

Ouch

That's a Moderately Impressive Little First!

Which night?

Is Dr. Cornell West gonna have to choke a bitch!

Hey, I can't find nothing on the radio… Yo! turn to that station.

Now the fur is really flying.

I stopped watching HBO when they started allowing the blacks and hispanics to subscribe. Now, for racially pure programming I have to watch the NHL network.

Why Can't I is really unphair.

Mammoth Car would totally own BattleTruck.

Hey Sean, Faygo is a regional brand, not an off brand. They make some tasty sodas.
It's just unfortunate the ICP knuckleheads have embraced it as some sort of celebratory low-brow beverage as part of their festivities of the retarded.

I'd watch the shit out of this movie if Anton Chigurh was a character and Julia Roberts was paying for her travel with money stolen from a drug cartel.

Let's hope people don't forget Eat Pray Love

Squeezer

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

Are you taking the piss?

Ape Shall Not Kill Ape. The rest of you fuckers are on your own.

That's a fine piece of tail, baby.

Is being a douchey perpetual college student a super power? Because that's one more for Reynolds.