I was anticipating a sandwich comprised of candy*, mark me disappointed.

I find her hotter as a Klingon than as a human. Is that so wrong?

Dave Capisano, I hardly know him…

Oh! NAMB LA! Never mind.

What would the North American Midget Basketball Association do with a state park in California?

Lloyd Banks cuz he's so fly!

Danny, if you'd like to go to the beach with me, I'll let you swim in the riptide.

This movie will be fine as long as Zach sings a witty little song about how he and Downey, Jr. are the two best friends that anyone could ever have or something like that.

When I initially saw the two dudes in that video I thought I was watching Dick in a Box.

Ace of Base couldn't carry Roxette's lederhosen.

I write like Margaret Atwood. I'm not sure what to make of that?

He's the Rock Hudson of his generation.

I think a little Lysol in her hoo hoo would perk her up a bit.

The tagline is: "This Movie Will Raise Your Blood Pressure!"

Now people are going to say to you, David O. Russell, boxing, it's a B picture. You tell them: BULLSHIT! We do NOT make B pictures here at Mandeville Films. Let's put a stop to that rumor RIGHT now!

What's the Catholic Church's position on rusty trombones?

Oh… witch-ay woman.

Well…

However, anything "Tyler made for television" will have the sweet smell of Tyler Perry's success all over it.

People called Romanes they go the outs?