Can't argue with you there.

Eesh, I wouldn't Skype the shit out of Amy Winehouse with ?uestlove's tootsie roll.

Still using dial up?

My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are.
Yes, there are, aren't there?
Why do they tell little kids that?
Most of the time it's true.

Yo, TVC to the Old Mission
Gonna get mah bitch in da missionary position!

Yes yes, Finding Nemo can choke me up when I think of my kids but here's my movie for you… Office Space (at least the first 2/3). I am filled with apathy for my job and yet I continue to successfully fail upward. As I sit in my office staring out the window I keep wondering what's up with that?

Sadly, there's gonna be a little less funk in the diaper genie going forward.

@Jagoff, they're in there. Now where's my check?

This is what happens when kids play violent video games and watch torture-porn movies. I blame Hollywood.

I want a film about a super powered alien from another planet who, upon landing gets bitten by a werewolf. However, during the period between full moons, this super alien werewolf fellow is bitten and killed by a zombie. Then, as our super alien werewolf zombie is shambling about one day he is bitten by a vampire. …

Did you see that photo diary picture of the people with the Aftrican drums?
Douchebagaroo, amarite!

Ask your mom lol.

Jim Anchower called Gone in 60 Seconds the greatest movie ever told.

You're lookin for love in all the wrong places
Not fine girls just ugly faces
From frustration first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a lighter hope
So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope

You know, like she just popped out of the egg.

I thought it was Spanish for "exotic". As in, "hey homes, ese polluelo es sure quixotic."

Look eye, always look eye!

Round here we always stand up straight.

It's a matter of overcoming the mental obstacle. As has been noted, there's the old saw about how people believed that breaking the 4 minute mile was just about impossible and then after it was broken by Roger Bannister, within three years 16 other runners also accomplished the feat. Personally, I think this chick…

It looks like a Shrinky Dink.