I tell you what, HBO is always available in hotels while I'm traveling and I'll be damned if 99% of the time whatever they're showing sucks ass. There's no way I'm paying for that shit at home.

This is uncomfortable.

She will correspond with Antony via parchment encased in a hamburger shaped container.

Ooops, Stephen.

Stephan Colbert should play the Riddler.

Perhaps it will contain 48 songs named after states?

Phew! Get off dial up dude. That wasn't even close.

Summer Glau once smacked me on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. I haven't washed my nose since.

Hey Lone Audience, I was recently in Kentucky on business. Nice place, nice people, great bourbon. Actually I travel the country quite a lot. However I can't imagine not disappointing anyone I actually met in person.

What? Oh, never mind.

I vaguely remembered plantman so I clicked the vid last evening and boom, it all came back to me and now that fucking song has been stuck in my head for the last 12 hours. Dammit!

A_O_Pubes

Did the bride and groom depart the chapel to the cheerful strains of the keyboard cat?

Forget marriage. I registered on the AVClub boards for some Ashley-Madison action.

Was the wedding better than The Wire?

Jump on the fucking bandwagon Lincolns Revenge. Seems like every other knucklehead in Chicagoland has.

ZMF tweeted earlier today that he was on the Skyway heading into town. He was pissed at his follow motorists and wanted to gas everyone from Indiana to the Dan Ryan with sarin or something like that. Not a bad idea if you ask me.

The last remake

Bourne on the Fourth of July

I'm glad to see development of this film is moving right along.