At least your secrets would fit in a large suitcase…

ZZZIP!

62 minutes long? So you're saying the film ran a little short?

Snark is the first thing to go when the canceraids sets in.

Wow, your boyfriend farts in your mouth while you're rimming him and then this failed firstie. 2010 ain't your year.

Here's an acronym for Cartoon Network sports - NFL, efilnikcufecin!

Will he do the Yosemite Sam rap called Back Off!

What he needs is for TBS to put together a half-hour sitcom starring Kristen Wiig as a frazzled writer/producer on a cable network sitcom starring Eddie Griffin. Stephan Baldwin can play her obtuse corporate boss.
Booya! Steady paycheck.

Come on Kirk Cameron, help a brother out here.

It's all about the Benjamins.

It's not a lie… if YOU believe it, Ape Froman.

As if fans of this show would know the difference between Dubai and Marrakech. If it's got dark skinned people, sand and camels, it can stand in for anywhere from the Western Sahara to Karachi.

Complete with lazers?

This thread is groundbreaking and really awesome. I feel bad for the people who just don't get it.

All except the bestiality ones.

I swear she appears in some commercial for feminine products, like tampons or something. Or did I imagine that?

I didn't stop watching VH1 because I grew older

Because microphones are optional here in America, dammit!

Lotta sap in here! Mmmm… Looks great! Little full, lotta sap.

Based on those two posts, I think you should get to remain just who you are. That seems like punishment enough.