I read that same NYT article. I've been intrigued ever since. I'm half Scottish and my dear old granddad could get plenty riled after a few belts of The Glenlivet. I've wondered what kind of latent genetic fireworks this Buckfast would set off if I tucked into a bottle.

Alvin 2: On The Rocks

Taken: Based on the novel "Shove" by Emerald

Well, history shows again and again how nature points up the folly of men.

Terri and Lara Flynn Boyle discuss leathery skin, extreme weight loss, and plastic surgery. Sexy or not?

Is this

nice try, dude.

More 33DD!

Wouldn't Madonna then fall into her own gaping orifice thus resulting in a rather sad old quantum singularity?

Sherlock. No shit.

It's like a dirty sanchez except there's a horse involved… and you wear a 10 gallon hat.

Beer. No pants.

Marmaduke walks out…

Where's the love for Zippy the Pinhead?

Reminder: Randy Newman loves L.A.

1972, however I am wildly immature.

I think he meant The Turd Burglar… a poop joke and gay panic wrapped up in one.

An animated Mission Impossible?

Gorilla Librarian always makes me chuckle… actually the vast majority of the sketches make me chuckle.

I thought the best part was the full frontal female nudity?