"When McGregor stumbles upon secrets that threaten to put the PM in a bad light,"

I've been meaning to ask Dick Clark's President how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

I think Ryan Seacrest's President requested the name change after the acquisition.

I think Kirk Cameron has a few unexpected surprises awaiting him in his future.

Speedy Gonzalez and his friends were funny. All that laying around and drinking and napping under their big funny hats.

He is the Great Cuisinart!

So the Mexican Dane Cook has a late night show? I had no idea.

*Now THAT was fucking funny *

You haven't lived until you've had a spinach, sausage, mushroom Chicago deep dish. After that you can fuck off and die.

Even trying to be unfunny Jimmy was more funny than Leno.

Honestly, I understand the artistic rationale behind these final Johnny Cash recordings but when you listen to his classic stuff, listening to these is just heartbreaking. I prefer to remember him as an asskicker and hellraiser and not as a broken down old man.

Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.

The question is whether or not the pubic hair, jizz, spit, and rat droppings are fresh and never frozen.

Can the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew be far behind?

Whose tube?

Reminds me of the time when, while pitching woo to an attractive young lady, she asked, "Do you smoke after sex?"

I haven't been this mad since Bob Dylan went electric.

You're passionate about evergreen trees?

When does the MTV promo start in the clip? All I got was an ad for Miracle Whip. They are so fucking hip right now.

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