The Gas or the Hybrid

All we know that is there still is no contact with the colony, and that a xenomorph may be involved.

I close my eyes and let the good lord speak to me…

She's no Cortana.

** Shrugs **

Actually, it was her Lockheed Electra that flopped.

Any god that encourages me to sit back and watch my daughter take a bullet to the head is an asshole.

Does Mr. T at least get royalties on his hairstyle?

Here's a pic of Leno riding his motorcycle to that first press conference.

Was Fox outraged that

Jeff Foxworthy will be taking over the NBC Nightly News which will be followed by a two hour variety show hosted by Dane Cook. Joe Rogan will be the new host of the Tonight Show and the Kendra will take over Late Night.

Hey hey hey, 2010, whattaya say? You sound gay. Oh so fey. Fuck off Baratunde!!!

"intensely staring" at what? I'm usually intensely staring at the television during the deed (for as long as I can get away with it.)

Now wait a minute. Isn't that kid on Glee in wheelchair? You mean he can actually walk? Isn't he depriving some actual wheelchair-bound actor of a job? What about that kid from MAC and Me?

That never stopped

Cue Bob Segar, Old Time Rock and Roll. A one and a two…

Are you really mad or just peacocking?

Now wait a minute. R Kelly takes a leak on some underage chick and there's this big hubbub but Usher gets his NAMBLA on and starts living with an underage white boy and everything's cool? That shit's just not right.

myspace? Facebook is where the swagger's at.

He'll be dead a helluva lot sooner than that if we cross paths.