I'm not from Iowa but I enjoyed watching them Hawkeyes kick a little ACC ass last night.

She dreamed a dream, you know.

Spastic colon comedies never get old.

Check out the real Kick Ass

You know, that wasn't an attempted first but as soon as I posted it I knew how it would look. Fuck me and my stupid subject line.

She was #1 because

… anywho, can I get a show of hands? How many of you ran out and started drinking Clamato after French Stewart endorsed it?

Hey Fritzy Poo, I wanna spend the evening with you.

Or more to the point, WAS Paul Fuckin' Newman… God rest his soul.

Amen ZMF. If this movie is a blockbuster I may just go on a shooting spree.

You're right CN. That's more imitation than following an endorsement.

Speaking of jumping, I think Wil Smith has jumped the shark with this one.

Top O' The Muffin… TO YOU!!!

… and a hose.

How do you explain all those red leather multi-zippered jackets that were sold in the 80's?

Next will be the movie Poached about a young person locked in the sauna at a day spa.

I wanted to see him admit they went with the name Boner just to see if they could get it past the censors.

OK first of all, Robin Thicke sucks donkey dick. And second of all, fuck you!

Not to mention standing in a long line while you have to take a piss. Those trash cans become seductive temptations.

This is