Well, what you say about his company Is what you say about society.

A wise man once said, "I drink because I prefer the company of drunks, and they don't like sober people hanging around, making faces."

I'd rather let a tapeworm take up residence in my lower digestive tract.

…………………. My god, it's full of stars…

Frozen Choco Tacos for everyone…. not you fatso.

I hold everyone else accountable for the things I do while on drugs. If I took responsibility for some of that shit… well crap, I don't even want to think like that.

I got nothing…

Only pussies play Russian roulette with a revolver. Get the game over quickly and use a 9mm.

Thank the good lord last year's Superbowl wasn't in 3D or else I would've spit half chewed chicken wings all over myself as a giant Bruce Springsteen ballsack came flying out of the TV during the half time show.

You know what isn't interesting to read on a Kindle? Your post.

Paging Sufjan Stevens….

I once saw Brett surprise Joel McHale on The Soup after Joel had offered up some pithy commentary after a scene from Rock of Love. That gave me the feeling that Brett has at least some good humor regarding the joke he has become.

I thought Sinbad was dead?

Nostradamus predicted in one of his lost quatrains that when the marketplace embraces sales of the pneumatic bleach blonde's recorded vapidity, yea verily the coming of the end times will be eminent upon the world.

Wahoo!

She should've made like the other women in his life and extorted some bucks from him… to keep this pic under wraps.

He's no Poet.

I love a chick that swallows.

No Transformers had a giant chainsaw for a dick did they?

That's what his wife said.