Only if they are two sensitive and caring dudes who have pledged to remain pure until marriage.

I'm thirty seven. I'm not old.

Number nine, number nine, number…

What did you want more of? Miley?

He could make a fortune just by retiring to Branson, MO.

Stick it up his brown round, sugartits.

I prefer an MLT… mutton lettuce and tomato sandwich where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky. I love that.

Hey Lone Audience, don't forget The Fifth Element. That movie has plot holes you could drive a tractor trailer through but visually I find that it's a blast to watch.

Who wouldn't want to cuddle little Bushwick?

I'm waiting…

That list reeks of payola.

Let's be honest, the whole premise is about as realistic as the concept of the aforementioned Independance Day. A fucking Apple Mac can't even communicate directly with a PC and yet it can somehow connect to some alien mainframe 10 times more advanced than our technology? A small tactical nuke is somehow going to…

Right on. It's the simple solution. I'm sure the thought process is that it's more exciting to make a movie about mechs and hovercraft fighting 10 foot tall blue warriors and dragons but I'll tell you what, once you establish that the Na'vi are a bunch of selfish dunderheads, watching them perish in flames raining…

I would've taken off and nuked the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Not a firstie attempt but an epic failure nonetheless.

Does it matter now? I… I… I think I need some time to myself. Maybe I'll be back after the holidays. For now, I'm off to pick up some supplies. Cornmeal, gunpowder, ham hocks and guitar strings. You know, normal holiday stuff.

Damn work keyboard

If you put on Pink Floyd's The Wall and start this movie 10 seconds into In The Flesh, they synch up to create one of the most bizarre and nightmarish Christmas dramas you've ever seen.

I'll admit that I go with the nasal irrigation on occasion - usually when I have a cold. Believe me Rockford, you don't want to pour just water up there. Made that mistake once and it hurts like a motherfucker. You need to mix up saline solution and wash those snotty evil spirits right the fuck out of your skull.