I'd make a joke here except that it would require me to watch the show in order to better understand the context and I just can't do that during this joyous time of year. I know too much about Family Guy already.

Hey now, the Smithereens piss Everclear, shit Nickleback and wipe their ass with Creed.

Move over, dad, 'cause I'm a double dipper!
Upside down on the zip-zip-zipper
1,2,1,2,3, Ive got a ticket so ride with me
Mary go down on the merry-go-round
All is fair on the fair ground
Love go slow, love go fast
Licorice twist gonna whip your ass.

Taxi? Talk about a love/hate relationship

She deserves the Academy Award for Outstanding Perkiness in a Motion Picture.

Thirded…

It's not her so much as her fuckface father that I'd like to see suffer. That guy is a total dick.

If I Had A Hammer and Turn Turn Turn are classics and his time with the Weavers resulted in some… what? Oh oh oh, Bob. Bob Seger. I thought you said Pete.

"a brick with rock wheels, zero responsiveness, feels like a concrete bench."

Would it have been more funny or more outrageous if the joke had been about two men finger-banging each other?

Play with the horns, you get bukake.

I box in yellow gox box socks.

220, 221… whatever it takes.

The guy who invented this…

Come see Yar's Revenge tonight at Dick's Last Resort.

Yeah right. Teenagers WISH they could lick their own privates.

That movie is great and gets better with every bong hit.

Yes, it's called Santa Burns In Hell: The Rise of Heat Miser.

Creole Poochy Marmaduke
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

I was hoping for The Mandarin. Still, this looks good.