All of you should just get the flock out of here.

That's some wiik shit right there.

I always say Tiffany for the wife, Zales for the mistress.

High five TTM

Your wife said the same thing about the state of your marriage.

Johnny Depp's Mad Hatter looks like Madonna.

The gallbladder line is a ruse. That poor baby just fell out due to the erosion of her pelvic floor. She's nothing more than a water slide for embryos now.

When they spoke of the horsemen of the apocalypse, I assumed it was a person on a horse not a person who looks like a horse. Aaaiiiyeeeeee!!!

Actually, they all turn into a variation on George Costanza's mom.

White rapping goes back at least as far as 1981.

To be successful, the next dating show will really need to push the envelope. It will be called Take A Walk On The Wild Side and will focus on bestiality.

Is that plural for penis?

This isn't a Wizard, it's a Willard.

Conveyer belt's gone up to the skies
Thing like that drive me out of my mind

I believe this show served as the inspiration that drew Dakota Fanning into acting.

Alrighty then

I was just getting up to take a piss when I saw this.

…and Hob Nobs. Don't forget the Hob Nobs.

This sounds bad. And if he's worse than Phil, god help us all.

Perhaps he was just flustrated by the whole thing.