The question is, if she falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it will she still make a sound.

Blimey, I thought it was the barmy chap's bloody slang that kept our arses so entertained. Right, I'll just bugger off to the pub and get pissed. Cheerio.

For all the single ladies pushing middle age the question must be asked, does this tape work on tits?

So that movie

I used that same logic to try and prove my last unproductive business trip was a success. My boss didn't buy it though. Alas….

Ask Eartha Kitt… about the Batusi. She could give a shit about your desire for the Stop Making Sense BD.

You should ask yourself before every decision, "Is this good for the company?"

I've found AshleyMadison to be quite entertaining.

Actually, she looks to be parroting the Poplife Presents: Poplife Sucks album cover. #6 over in the Cognitive dis: 21 great albums…….. article. She just needs a bigger candycane, one of which I just happen to have here in my pocket so to speak.

You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?

pedito para las senoras pero pedo para los hombres

Soy un perdidor, guero.

Creo que usted significo pedo

Don't count out the Scorpions "Virgin Killer" album. Wow, who thought that was a good idea?

I don't understand why they aren't laughing hysterically when they say, "He went to Jared" Also, the intonation should be in the form of a question.

Yeah, what he/she said ^ Although I think Zales has the blumpkin market cornered. Jared owns cleveland steamers and Kay caters more to the rusty trombone crowd.

I didn't see blumpkin on that list.

This commercial needs a talking fox… and some genital mutilation. Then you'd really have something compelling.

That guy loves his Subway sandwiches.

Where's The Dorf Balloon?