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Ahem, some people could benefit from keeping their posts to 140 characters or less.

I'd like the Food Network to run a Thanksgiving Day marathon of people unfriending Guy Fieri.

Grab a couple of extra drumsticks off say… Rachel Ray and Giada De Laurentiis and attach them to your Fierdeenham John Madden style.

It's all fun and laughs at the ceremonial ham throwing until someone gets hurt.

A bunch of times, sure. But I don't think it was enough times.

The assembled Thetans laugh at Xenu's failure.

Actually

Kudos to you ZMF for having the courage to show up and talk to the AVC guys. Whenever I stop by I end up just asking where the nearest L stop is and skulking back out again. I did fart by the AV Club wall logo once though.

I admit that Chang did kick some ass when he took on the three storms.

At least she had a nice big cushion to fall on.

That's what your mom said.

The chicks in orchestra liked Shaun Cassidy. All the cool girls knew that Leif Garrett was where it's at.

Aha… That explain a lot about my car. The obsequious son of a bitch.

ahem… I'll type this slowly so it's more clear. I didn't say the numbers implied anything, I said using them to create a list like this oversimplifies an individual's role in the success or failure of a film. Did the "star" also co-star in, write, direct, produce, distribute, market, and select the release date of…

Guy Fieri? Is that Corey Feldman's new stage name?

@Placeholder, the point being that lists like this imply that the "star" is solely responsible for the film's performance. As if the box office success of Transformers would have been lessened if the film had included Joseph Gordon-Levitt rather than Shia LaBeouf.
I'm not attempting to defend Will Ferrell or…

Forbes? For Real?

I remember that movie being laughable full of plot holes. Like the newlyweds driving along and suddenly they are being terrorized by malevolent tractor-trailers. But if all the machines are alive, why the hell doesn't their own car just kill them?

Isn't the word on this story that King started writing it like 20 - 30 years ago, quit, restarted, stopped, found the manuscript in a cupboard and now finally decided to write the complete story? Seriously, I think I read that somewhere.