On the other hand, the television miniseries adaptation of The Stand put the "fucking awful" in truly fucking awful.

Burst Stitches

A well respected man about town.

Yesterday I shut my office door and listened to two Motley Crue albums in row (Dr. Feelgood and Girls Girls Girls). It's a guilty pleasure and helps break up the monotony when I have to perform my Peter Gibbons routine and review lines of code.

Oscar's role seemed like a jab at every douche who sits in his cube and talks about how he could straighten out the company if only the senior execs would listen to him. The fact that he froze rather than jeopardize his crappy job was the punchline on that.

Let me just say that I enjoy me a McDonald's meal every so often. Mind you, I couldn't eat there every day but hey, it's not bad. I know it's considered gauche amongst the hipster set to say such things, but there I've gone and said it anyway.

Who covers the shipping?

John Belushi, John Candy and Chris Farley would like to point out that Newman is still alive.

If this takes off we are going to be in a world of shit.

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The man is not funny. I know funny and Saget, he ain't it.

So will he walk into a random restaurants, strung out from the road? Will he feel the eyes upon him as he's shaking off the cold? I'm sure he'll pretend it doesn't bother him but he'll really just want to explode.

After looking through the channel guide…

I've only just realized that this is a different black woman than Gayle King.

You're cousin should at least be hot. I mean, fucking your cousin just cuz they're your cousin is crossing some sort of line. Isn't it?

That was Meat Loaf's wiener. You know what they say, don't let your meat loaf.

Tickle My Instrument, Ms. Faris.

If only wearing the Nixon scent would automatically ensure a deep throat.
If only… Sigh.

RIP Ken Ober

Can't he just be the black Dane Cook?