Looks like A Herpes Simplex Type 1 Sore In The Shape of Long Island didn't make the cut. Too bad, that song really blistered.

He just really liked that scene when he saw it in Kill Bill… or maybe it was Sharky's Machine.

The great unwashed masses loves them a stupid puppet. Exhibit A: They put one in the White House for 8 frickin' years.

I'm going to start investing in fondant futures.

I thought Oprah already had a network?

TWfS, I think you're first and second question can be combined into one episode where they hate on Steadman and John Mayer for an hour.

Just Jen!

It's like…

I subscribe to MindHead.

It brings tears of joy to my eyes to see where this thread has gone from my original post. You guys are the bestest.

Christmas Apparel

Gone With The Fucking Wind
How Green Is My Valley Goddammit
The Usual Asshole Suspects

Nerd? Oh ho ho, far greater insults await you my friend.

Thank you Noel Murray for bringing a little sanity to the discussion. When a germ or virus has laid me low, I loves me some sports. Football, baseball, billiards, badminton, auto racing, anything.

I didn't get the cough syrup thing either and then I got strep throat and got a prescription for some of that codeine-based stuff. Now I know what all the hubbubs about.

Wow Stacy, just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour.

I've been digging

I wonder if NBC or another broadcast network passed on Sons? Didn't one of them have a shot at Monk but passed and then crawled back asking to air it once it became a hit on cable?

I don't believe humanity quite cleared the shark. However, upon tasting humanity's vile repulsive flavor, the shark immediately barfed humanity back up and its mangled corpse now floats amongst the other useless flotsam and jetsam washing against the shore of oblivion.

Check out the small print! This movie features a new song from Paul McCartney. How can it be bad?