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Well stza, when you said acid and base did you expect this reaction?

stza, you've passed the litmus test for clever jokes.

John Doe

Ass Wiping Instructions: Appendix A

What will they use as their barometer to judge the success of this endeavor?

Bobby Peru don't come up for air.

:: shrugs ::

Well, perhaps prostitutes are a good option for sex-deprived economics geeks who, due to their lack of socialization, actually believe the hooker who tells them they are different than the other guys she fucks.

Ouch.

This movie did trend toward the heartbreakingly sad side of the equation. That's why when it comes to movies about inner city Chicago youths with big dreams, I prefer Julia Stiles in Save the Last Dance. Reality sucks, me like happy endings.

"Big Broad Comedy"

Is it comedy? Because everyone knows that electronic fence collars on people are pure comedy gold.

If you squint your eyes when looking at that picture of the piano you can see John Lennon's ghost above and to the right.

Maybe it's her cranial bone structure but after looking at that picture I can understand why she always wore such big sunglasses. Those little ones slide right down to the end of her nose and provide no benefit whatsoever in terms of blocking sunlight / flashbulbs.

I think it was a giant underwater cod. It is also white and Pitt is obsesses with finding and catching this giant cod. Penn provides the cod's voice.

He's the Dane Cook of music.

I hear quite often about his skill as a guitarist, but anything I've ever heard from the guy has sounded like a third rate Dave Matthews rip off.

Why no love for The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse?

Has my memory gone to pot (ha ha intentional pun) or didn't he have a pierced cheek? He always seemed to be enjoying himself. Rock that squared circle in the sky Captain Lou.

David Johansen wants in on this little party.